By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 903
You deserved it 2 540

Same thing different taste

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He's gonna get u with his north pole LOL

you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling you why, santa is gonnna rape you, tonight.

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soccerfreak009 0

well considering you called him "father christmas" i'm pretty sure you're too old to be preggos so dont sweat it :D

You don't have to be old to call him "Father Christmas" It can be where the person was raised. You don't have to be so stereotypical. In France, maybe people don't call him Santa. It's probably normal to call him Father Christmas.

Indeed, in France, he's called Père Noël: Father Christmas.

Op is probobly French as she comes from France, and there they use "pére noél".

OneHottBaby 1

"he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake...."

*sees you when your sleeping. even worse 

zman1422 3

maybe he got tired of his three ho's

a guy at a mall isent going to stalk u to ur house