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By Cody - / Monday 6 July 2009 23:28 / United States
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number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.

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OP sucks to be a guy sometimes but thats like 5% of the time the rest of the time its all good and to #1 no one cares and dont TYPE IN ALL CAPS CUZ THATS SHOUTING do you really have such a lame life that the high point in your day is being 1st on FML cuz you waited all night for it until 3:30am? I mean really! come on the only reason i aknoledge you is because I feel very sorry for your disapointed mother who didn't raise you for that purpose I pity you

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Lol@ everyone taking the first commenter seriously, he was obviously being sarcastic. Anyway that SUCKS. I k ow how hard it is in those situations not to look!

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Hey smartie lol you realize there is such a thing as TIME ZONES and that it might be 3:30 a.m for you and like 6 p.m for him... -_-"

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Oh yeah. Your repertoire is so varied that the first insult that comes to mind is that and it's also spelled wrong. Let me tell you a story about the pot and the kettle...

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you CAN get 30 mins difference, there is one place in canada between time zones so they put a 30 min diff there. So don't act like you're so smart.

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umm wtf are you doing up at 3:42 on fmylife? Were you trying to get first but failed, so now you take it out on the person above you?

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number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.

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Meh, I'm a straight girl and sometimes I've got issues not looking at boobs if they're about to fall out of her shirt. I mean really, don't wear a top where your bra is higher than the collar, otherwise its basically an invitation saying "HEY LOOK HERE!"

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Next time you go by his office have your fly undone, and when he looks at that area or says something about it you say, 'i have eyes too you know.' Either that or bang his daughter, both are good

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#18 "I mean really, don't wear a top where your bra is higher than the collar, otherwise its basically an invitation saying 'HEY LOOK HERE!'" THIS. Too many girls flaunt it, and then get upset when guys look.

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#131 oh my gosh, it's so annoying. They go out wearing extremely showy tops and then say, "Erhmerhgersh why is everyone looking at me?". Um.. Maybe because you're barely wearing anything .-.

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Agreed, FYL. Women should expect that anything they show in public is fair game for viewing by the public at the public's discretion. Far too many women think that their own personal bullsh*t rules like "I will wear my slut clothes for attention, but if a guy stares too long he's creepy" make sense. They don't. If you don't want to be stared at, don't dress like a slut. If you want guys to stare at your tits for only 5 seconds max, then only wear slut clothes for 5 seconds. I

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Moontrance is the first girl to admit what we're all thinking. We want you to stare if you're hot and have potential (hook up, dating, whatever). Otherwise, it's annoying. Yes it's a double standard and no we can't control who looks if we're wearing revealing clothes, but that's the (non)logic behind it... OP: FYL. I'm a straight girl and I would have stared. Nice boobs are nice boobs..

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@ #20: ""I will wear my slut clothes for attention, but if a guy stares too long he's creepy" make sense. They don't. If you don't want to be stared at, don't dress like a slut." I find you're oversimplifying far too much. As a female I will wear nicely fitted jeans (not skinny jeans) where my derriere is far from popping out, and same goes for a tank top. No cleavage hanging and no open wells to throw down a quarter. And no bra straps popping out. Still, I get looked up and

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Sorry, #68, it is what it is, I'm just offering insight into our twisted minds. Hopefully you're lucky enough to be a straight girl who doesn't hang out with girls or a gay guy. Otherwise, you're kinda fucked :)

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#34 I respect you for admitting the truth, but also find it so terrible. Guys have no way of knowing whether they're *supposed* to be looking. The arrogant/self-confident ones will, and won't care if some people call them jerks. And they'll get the girls who like them. The respectful/insecure ones won't look, and then they'll never get the girl. We're fucked, unless we can figure out the right balance to get the right girl.

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You have to realize though, when girls with big boobs wear a tank top, there is _going_ to be cleavage. A flat girl wouldnt understand. xD @OP Sucks for you but you've got to admit, guys are a bit... obvious sometimes xD Its actually a little funny, but she may have only said something because her mother was right there? (it would make it look as if she doesn't like attention of that kind)

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You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Honestly, whether this is FYL or YDI depends on how obvious you were about it. And it doesn't matter how good looking you are, wait until her father is out of the room.

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