Kids: Today, during gym we were playing baseball. As I was running... - FML

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By fmlasaphaha - 15/05/2009 20:25

Today, during gym we were playing baseball. As I was running to first base, kids were screaming. I thought it was to someone else. As I ran, I slipped and fell on my face. They were trying to warn me. I have gym first period. I had to go through the whole rest of the day drenched in mud. FML

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