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By CoolCookie210 - 21/02/2016 00:28 - United States - Stamford

Today, during a big conference for work, I accidentally left my microphone on after excusing myself to the bathroom. The entire conference heard me call the urinal a "thirsty boy". FML
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AcieMcG 21

At least you weren't having a bout of diarrhea.

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HoboMeth 33

Did you call it a "guzzler" when you flushed it?

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HoboMeth 33

Did you call it a "guzzler" when you flushed it?

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AcieMcG 21

At least you weren't having a bout of diarrhea.

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trulypar 34

You gotta look for the positive OP, at least you were only using the urinal and not sneaking off to "spank the monkey."

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musdesimd 18

I hope they heard u wash your hands, thats what i would be trying to listen for

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BlueBaronBitch 22

How long do you think this is going to take to live this down..

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hardcorefan16 22

Who says that? I guess your the only one because I've never heard someone say that.

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