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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:59 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, due to the demands of my job I was having a well needed nap, my concerned boyfriend woke me up after 4 hours just to check if I planned on cooking his dinner. fml.

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countryb_cth 38

Sunday 31 July 2016 11:46

Are you dating a child by any chance? Pretty sure a grown man should know how to at least cook for himself. What he did was extremely selfish and I really hope you told him to **** off and make his own damn dinner.

AndrasteNyx 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:47

Naps generally don't take four hours, that's what extra sleep is for. I think if anything take a nap and then head to bed early if possible. He at least waited four hours.

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usernametaken822 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 17:48

dump him

AndrasteNyx 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:47

Naps generally don't take four hours, that's what extra sleep is for. I think if anything take a nap and then head to bed early if possible. He at least waited four hours.

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 31 July 2016 11:46

Are you dating a child by any chance? Pretty sure a grown man should know how to at least cook for himself. What he did was extremely selfish and I really hope you told him to **** off and make his own damn dinner.

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