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Have you had spaghetti with carbonara sauce? It's amazing. I'd be excited too. Then have sex with her as a thank you.

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After reading this I turned to my boyfriend and asked if he'd choose a good meal over sex. He said "Well it depends on the meal"

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One of my ex girlfriends would always make me garlic toast after sex. That's when you know you have a keeper. OP could have started boiling the water for the spaghetti, then went back and start heating things up in the bedroom. Win-win situation for each of them.

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We were dating 3 years ago. A lot of shit can happen within 3 years. It's not like I meant keeper as in I was going to marry her. I was 17 haha. We lasted a year and a few months. Longer than most teenage couples.

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Yeah "keeper" wasn't the best word I could have used to describe an ex. Oh well, to late to fix it now. 50 pointed that out already 58. A bit to late on that.

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85 - Of all the spelling errors in this comment board, you pick up on and point out the one that's obviously a typo and not an actual inability to spell? Really?

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Had he have mentioned the lack of a second "o" in two of 61's "too"s, he may have been taken more seriously...

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I agree. I just did this to my boyfriend yesterday. When he arrived, his eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store, just by what I was wearing for him. I did it just to see that look on his face. OP's boyfriend doesn't even know how lucky he is to have his girlfriend do all that for him.

You can still work the situation to your advantage. You could have cooked the meal, and placed the bowl/plate on top of your naked body, and then called him in for dinner. I'm willing to be he'd forget all about eating dinner at that point. :)

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Sounds sexy, but it could backfire big time. He could slowly eat the food and then go off to watch ESPN, and you're there laying around naked, unfulfilled, un-thanked and covered in tomato sauce and breadcrumbs.

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Perdix, the point was if OP did this, her boyfriend would forget about dinner until AFTER he satisfied her. :)

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The point is, is that this guy is obviously a doofus, and thinks more with his stomach than his Johnson. Sorry OP.

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