Today couldn't be worse. My boyfriend's libido isn't very high... - FML

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By Mother-fucking Nature - 26/04/2017 23:25

Today couldn't be worse. My boyfriend's libido isn't very high but mine is. He turned me down twice this week, but this morning was different. He was interested and we started the foreplay... only for me to realize my period started eight days early and I got blood on his sheets in the night. FML.

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Zach Durgin 5

Tuesday 30 May 2017 20:21

So have at it anyway.

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Zach Durgin 5

Tuesday 30 May 2017 20:21

So have at it anyway.

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