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By AFortyMinuteRide - 09/05/2016 12:04 - Australia - Gladesville

Today, being confined to a wheelchair, I had to be helped into the wheelchair carriage of the train. I was not the only person in a wheelchair there. There was also an elderly man with a very full and rancid diaper. The smell was so bad people were moving carriages, that is, everyone but me. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:42

I really hope it was a short train ride and not a regional XPT service or something.

musdesimd 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:57

How long were u in this nightmare?

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musdesimd 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:57

How long were u in this nightmare?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:42

I really hope it was a short train ride and not a regional XPT service or something.

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