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By Hesaiditisnttoolateforredemption - 18/08/2016 19:36 - Brazil

Today, being a nurse's daughter, I got used to get rid of my pimples by the use of needles. I never thought that the pharmacist would handle me a drug rehab folder along with them. FML

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 13:42

Well thats a little dramatic. Can't you just sterilize a sewing needle or something instead?

MrsHumanFrog 19

Friday 19 August 2016 5:48

How do you even do that? Seriously, I don't know.

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Friday 19 August 2016 5:48

How do you even do that? Seriously, I don't know.

Marine23Risk 6

Friday 19 August 2016 20:10

You make a hole in the pimple with a needle and then pop it. Dont do it i can leave scars and is very painful. Just put cream on it or something.

leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 13:42

Well thats a little dramatic. Can't you just sterilize a sewing needle or something instead?

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