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By Anonymous (California) - 14/02/2016 09:06 - United States

Today, because my family is all temporarily forced to share a room, I've only gotten 10 hours of sleep this week. Why? Because my dad snores louder than anyone else I've ever heard. Finally, when I brought it to his attention, he denied it, yelled at me, and told me to go to bed. Wish I could . FML

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