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that actually sounds kinda awesome... is the cat dead because it was put in the freezer? you should get a second freezer and randomly steal the cat and hide it in your freezer. When he throws more toast at you, you should tell him that he shouldn't have bought a Schrodinger brand freezer, if he says it isn't, write it on his freezer with a sharpie, x out the real brand and say 'now it is'

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retirement homes suck. especially when colostomy bags break, pills are "misplaced", or you catch two residents going at it.

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was the cat named schrodinger? lol <3 but sucks that u work there maybe get another job if u hateit that much I wonder if he fucks that cat ...

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that cat wasnt frozen it was kept in a box with poison that could go off whenever as a experamant in wich people could think it was both dead or alive :D

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LOL @ #18! Why does he have his own freezer? Posh place. Why were you going through his freezer? Crumby job you have.

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so why exactly is this an fml? toast doesn't hurt unless he had this bazooka that shot toast out that would be so cool!!! :D

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LOL Thatd be a damn good show on Comedy Central... I miss that one though about thoses parolees in Halfway House!!

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wrong. the cat died and is mowing the freezer until he can convince somebody to bury it or creamate it, instead of throwing it in the trash. he must have really loved that cat. er

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A dead... CAT...? In his... FREEZER...?!?! WTF is wrong with the vet? I mean, I don't think war trauma can make you do that. could be wrong, so don't go yelling at me b/c I said "I don't think" it could be a cause.

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#7 That's because you are an idiot. It's pretty obvious why the cat is in the freezer (beloved pet passed away and is awaiting burial or cremation etc., it's VERY frequent with people who care for their pets and don't want to just throw them in the trash when they pass away). Although the fact that it's completely irrelevant to the FML or to the toast incident makes OP a douche who is presenting the old vet as some nutjob by manipulating idiots with the info about the cat. This alone makes

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@46 at first glance you pick looks like snickerdoodles...... but than you look closer and realize your hotter xD

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@thoughtcrimeno1: not fail, win! this is the interweb, failtard, go commit your thoughtcrimes elsewhere, before I throw you down a memory hole! @moemoemoe: are you halftarded enough to think we don't know about schrodinger's cat, of course it wasn't a freezer, that's the whole reason for a second freeEr and randomly abducting the cat. instead of 'is it alive or not' the question becomes 'is it there or not' so it does apply, dumdumdum

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I knew a kid that raped a kitten and put it in his freezer maybe this guy is his grandpa. and OP toast doesn't hurt unless he shot multiple pieces of it at high speeds.

I would think one might come to the conclusion such a thing as this might happen while applying for the job...hardly an fml.

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