By twatstick - 21/08/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Worksop

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML
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DocBastard 38

I hope you work at a grocery store. Otherwise this FML goes from kinky to truly bizarre.

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ballettillidie 8

Please use the lotion instead.

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tfriend3 15

I swear people are getting weirder by the day. FYL, should've called security on that creep.

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perdix 29

Were they canned or loose? In either case, I sure hope he purchased the sexed-up produce.

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Jst4kicks 16

lol at least it wasnt mashed potatoes or something

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gracehi 31

I don't know why your comment made me giggle so, but indeed it did.

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ManInTheMachine 19

"I said anal BEADS, not PEAS dammit!" That customer needs a hearing aid, and probably some medication.

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sptriangle 16

I hope he put the peas back for someone else

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RedPillSucks 31

Gak! I can see it now... "Honey! These peas taste funky. Did you marinate these in something?"

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aimeegoldberg 22

I find it funny how YDI got 69 votes when i looked at it..

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