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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:57 - Australia

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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Free4ever 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 10:34

Your milkshake brings all the customers to the dealership?

Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 23 January 2013 10:34

If you've got it, flaunt it.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Wednesday 23 January 2013 10:52

Your coworker is full of shit.

trulymickeyj 13

Thursday 24 January 2013 3:29

How is it the coworkers fault? He let him know what had happened..z

Ukeee_X 19

Wednesday 23 January 2013 10:53

Get a nice bra next time, flash em boy!

viagradoesntwork 7

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:50

I cannot believe the rude comment you just made. That is just terrible. I hope your ashamed with yourself

oj101 33

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:28

You know what they say... sex sells. Apparently, it has no boundaries.

B0u_fml 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:55

You're sexy and you didn't know it!

trollburger_fml 4

Wednesday 23 January 2013 12:16

Boobs or moobs, they still shake, Its something ;-)

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 January 2013 13:37

It's time to NOT hit the gym! Your ******* are your moneymakers, so don't get rid of them.

asdfghjklana 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 13:39

moobs!

VScpu 3

Wednesday 23 January 2013 14:53

Did you get the sale because if them? Maybe. Maybe...

BlackPhenom 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 17:33

Manboobs are makin' you sales. I suggest making strong vigorous handshakes when you first meet your potential customers.

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:19

Do you still have your watch ?

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