Miscellaneous: Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After... - FML

By didi - 05/01/2009 10:45 - France

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 3:38

That's not too bad. It's not like you're umbrella was open while you walked under a ladder with black cats crossing your path, and you knocked over some glass object, breaking it.

jardinteylor 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:46

the umbrella thing is actually kinda cute, i think.

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popoman 0

Monday 13 July 2009 11:35

How is this FML? This is totally your fault for not having any perceptual abilities.

esklstar 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:56

HAHA!! tgats funny! lol i like yours other peoples are all" OMG someone died!!" it should be little things like that its deppressing.

newmanlyman3 8

Sunday 17 January 2010 7:58

this is a retarded fml

eehizle 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:23

how is your life f'd?

newmanlyman3 8

Saturday 6 March 2010 5:26

soooooooo... you point???

LaidToRest48 9

Friday 21 May 2010 17:21

wow fyl seriously your life is messed up now...

EmilyKitten9 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 23:14

Wow, some people have been cheated on and pissed themselves in front of their SO but you just have it so bad to where you were looked at for forgetting to close your umbrella. FYL indeed. *sarcasm* |:

Faizaru 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 7:20

Because this definetly the worse thing that can happen to someone. F everyone who wasted there time reading this pointless fml's Life.

wafflezman 0

Monday 27 December 2010 6:03

Lmao 5410 for both "I agree, your life sucks" and "you totally deserved it".

XxFA1LxX 4

Wednesday 29 December 2010 16:32

soo, mine wouldnt fit in the door.

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