Intimacy: Today, at school, the clown of the class said I looked like a...

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By InsipidPotatoes - 13/03/2016 18:34 - Israel - Bene Beraq

Today, at school, the clown of the class said I looked like a penis. Everyone started laughing, so I looked to the teacher for support. She just nodded and said "He's right.", with a completely serious expression. FML

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