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By Cinnamon_Daddy - 02/02/2016 20:37 - United States - Charlotte

Today,at school I had to give a presentation in my English class, which would have been fine if I hadn't suffered a massive panic arrack in front of the class. I don't know what's worse me crying or my teacher trying to give me a hug.FML

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