Intimacy: Today, at my job for a music streaming service, the automatic... - FML

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By DoyouWannaBuildAPlaylist - 18/05/2016 05:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, at my job for a music streaming service, the automatic pairing system for the category Kids Music went down. Guess who has two thumbs and was given the job of sifting through 4 and-a-half hours of frozen, Kidz Bop, among other music to make sure it wasn't paired with verbally explicit music?

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:46

That sounds truly horrible, I feel sorry for you.

kamaltheabstract 14

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:33

Sneak in some slayer

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:46

That sounds truly horrible, I feel sorry for you.

kamaltheabstract 14

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:33

Sneak in some slayer

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