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By Anonymous - 12/08/2016 17:36

Today, at my high school reunion, I ran into the asshole that bullied me all throughout. Knowing full-well that I'm gay, he asked 'So when are you gonna find a GIRLFRIEND?' Knowing that he's a bastard, I replied 'When you finally find your father.' I now have a broken nose. FML.
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InfiniteSunshine 32

So even after all these years he's still an unapologetic asshole, so much for growing up, some people just never change. The broken nose really sucks, but your response was funny and he deserved to be taken down a notch. His response shows he can dish it out, but he can't take it back, he's clearly insecure. He hit you, so press charges, bullying becomes different when you're an adult, and he needs to learn actions have consequences.

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GhostFox 33

And now you can finally make the ******** experience these important things called "consequences" by pressing charges against him. He sounds like a pathetic excuse for a human being in general.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

So even after all these years he's still an unapologetic asshole, so much for growing up, some people just never change. The broken nose really sucks, but your response was funny and he deserved to be taken down a notch. His response shows he can dish it out, but he can't take it back, he's clearly insecure. He hit you, so press charges, bullying becomes different when you're an adult, and he needs to learn actions have consequences.

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Talented73 54

That is generally a characteristic of bullies: they can dish it out but they can't take it.

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GhostFox 33

And now you can finally make the ******** experience these important things called "consequences" by pressing charges against him. He sounds like a pathetic excuse for a human being in general.

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Tyrax 16

Yes, OP, you really can. That's assault at the very least.

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deminchic 22

You should never engage with an asshole.

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westernmd 6

i bet i could be more of an asshole than that asshole just without the hitting

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Tyrax 16

That was a badass reply, dude! You may have a broken nose, but you still won!

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Talented73 54

Yeah, you certainly got under his skin!

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SassyGirl00013 2

They deserved it and I'd say getting hit in the face was worth it

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cek727 16

Beautiful comeback and you could probably press assault charges. Winning! Although the broken nose kinda sucks...

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JerryPotter003 2

Many pats on the back to you kind sir. I'd say the broken nose is well worth it.

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