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That's when you sarcastically respond "Why wait? Let's just share the coffin with him, you piece of shit." And get up to go sit with a grieving family member.

That's awfully insensitive. Why do either of you have your phones out at a funeral? Comfort some of your family, or get comforted if you're that upset.

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Ya I agree^ It's like he doesn't even care about her as a person, he just wants to get laid. He just wasn't acting considerate of her feelings whatsoever.

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Yeah sorry if the corpse of her late grandfather and the ranks of grieving family are putting a downer on sexytime.

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It's rare a person will want to have sex right after attending their relative's funeral. I think I would have slapped him if my boyfriend ever tried to do something like that, after the funeral was over, of course.

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I've heard the opposite. Some people have the inappropriate desire for physical contact--and sometimes sex--after a funeral. But it was pretty classless of her boyfriend to text her like that, and it would have been classless to mention it right at the funeral. Come to think of it, it would have been classless no matter what he texted. If you're at a funeral, turn your mobiles off.

That's awfully insensitive. Why do either of you have your phones out at a funeral? Comfort some of your family, or get comforted if you're that upset.

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Time and place for everything. Just because he's there with her and asked doesn't mean she HAS to cut him some slack and do what he wants.

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Actually, all I said was that her boyfriend was being insensitive. I don't personally think that qualifies as childish. If you think about it, (depending on what part of the funeral this took place during) it could be very disrespectful to have your phone out. Especially if it was during the ceremony itself. OP's boyfriend could have certainly at least waited until they left the funeral to ask, and even then it could have been a bad time.

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I don't think that OP was still overly grieved when at the funeral, note she was checking phone msgs during funeral and still felt the need to access FML first thing after being pissed by her bf's seemingly indecent proposal. IMLTHO, being prematurely judgmental and calling someone insensitive is uncalled for. OP's bf actually asked to have sex only after the whole family gettogether was over. However I do agree with you that having the phone out during the service is disrespectful.

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You seem awfully defensive #61. Did you ask your girlfriend to have sex in the midst of her families' suffering? Cause if not, I really don't see how anyone could defend her boyfriend in this case. Its insensitive, premature and frankly quite stupid. I would have felt disgusted!

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61- I really think you should calm down. You're taking this very personally. Take your opinions of what I said, gather them up, and put them somewhere that they won't be thumbed down for how dramatic they are.

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She never said she saw the message during the funeral. She could have looked at her phone afterwards and realized that her boyfriend had sent it while the funeral was going on.

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Just because the FML starts with the word "Today" doesn't mean it actually happened today. All of them start like that. I highly doubt OP ran home from her grandpa's funeral to submit an FML. Stop judging.

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That's when you sarcastically respond "Why wait? Let's just share the coffin with him, you piece of shit." And get up to go sit with a grieving family member.

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When I first read this FML, I read it that they were at a funeral and grandpa texted OP about having sex. Good job, I know. Anyway your comment made me laugh in light of my mistake.

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#18 - That's kind of the point... It's satire. I'm mocking text language in association with our ever accelerating changes in moral values that lead to such situations like OP had.

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