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By heyhijello / Monday 9 September 2013 22:05 / United States - Oakland
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By  barbsillvy  |  10

I'm so sorry!

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  NeatNit  |  32

OP, I'm sorry too about your mental instability... I mean seriously, what the fuck. If it wouldn't flush you leave it in. it's better stuck in the toilet than in a bush wrapped in toilet paper. Sorry OP, you deserve every bit of it.

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  Canuck13  |  12

I don't know what you were thinking when you decided picking it up and wrapping it up in TP was a good idea, but thank you. I've never literally lol so hard before...the ppl sitting at the tables next to me think I'm insane.

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  courtney680  |  17

Gotta do what you gotta do

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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

No, I think he was proud of it

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  obnum  |  19

Am I the only one that thinks it would've been better to just ask for a plunger? I mean, who does that?? Also, that toilet paper must be really durable.

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  Vashen  |  5

102 - why ask for a plunger? They're for unclogging stuff, not for forcing when the toilet doesn't flush. Better option is to get a bucket of water and tip it into the bowl. Simulates flushing action, and off stuff goes.

By  aLiYaaH_fml  |  17

Awwwh, bless ya x

By  chuka81  |  27

The neighbour should learn to mind his business while you're doing your business.

By  dread514  |  11

wtf, ydi.

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  Pwn17  |  25

Why? It's incredibly rude and disgusting to leave shit in a toilet without flushing. What do they deserve this for, having to do a natural body function?

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  Pwn17  |  25

To clarify, there might have been better ways to solve this issue, but I wouldn't say that OP deserved it. Maybe she/he has anxiety issues or something. We need more information, honestly.

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  Joshwarrior  |  35

She deserves it because she went through the most retarded way to solve this issue. He is her bf he might tease her a bit but that'd be it everyone has to shit eventually.

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  Caitie_kid  |  8

It was most likely that the chain was detached in the back of the toilet. She probably could have easily lifted the lid off the back of the toilet and lifted the plug that the chain is attached to. Or you know, told the brother that the toilet wouldn't flush. As embarrassing as that may have been for her to do, it's still better than touching your own feces. What if the brother sees that in the bushes? I can almost guarantee that the brother will think weirder thoughts about her and the fact that she threw her feces into his bush, than he would if she'd just asked for help.

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  LilFlutter  |  10

I would never even have thought about taking my poo out of the toilet, much less bring it outside! Just tell the guy his toilet is broken and apologize for the stink the poo sitting there will make until the toilet is fixed.

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  gracehi  |  31

Yeah, it's not like it's a secret she shits. And if her boyfriend or her brother don't realize that, she can direct them to an enlightening pierce of literature known as, "Everybody Poops."

By  WhiteCrimson  |  23

Wow that is where hepatitis starts, and why would you fish out your own turd? I would have gone to him right after and said that some one left a nice surprise in the loo when you arrived!

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  SwaggCapone  |  11

There's some people who eat it.....so at least OP didn't eat it?

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