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This is possibly my favourite FML of all time. I can really imagine your grandmothers face, probably summed up best by the emoticon ._.? Looks like your out the will, blud.

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You've told your grandmother that your cousin's newborn baby's seizures are not seizures, but rather the result of being shaken? Hm. Small world.

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You, OP, had a George Carlin moment. One of those special moments in life where hilarious honesty overrides your brain-to-mouth filter and creates epic conditions. Congratulations.

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Jesus Christ ppl it's just a joke. My father did that to me and I turned out to be the only non retard in my family.

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i dont get this.... is OP implying that the parents are abusing the baby?? or was this some sick sex joke or statement tht completely went over my head?? BTW::: dont judge me... i kno im not normal, at least thats what the voices in my head tell me

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maybe op has adhd? you know its hard as hell to control some of those impulses. cant really blame them for not thinking before they speak if this is the case.

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well the cousins baby is having seizures, which can be a pretty serious medical condition. The OP didn't think to stop themselves from making a joke (which can be 'pictured' as someone shaking the baby, or a sex joke.)

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Its called SBS, or Shaken Baby Syndrome. Children become disabled because their mothers violently shake them and jostle them when they are infants causing whiplash and brain damage. No, sadly I'm not being sarcastic

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Or fathers, or baby-sitters, or a grand-parent, or an aunt, or an uncle, etc, etc, etc. Why are you limiting this to just mothers?

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because when someone is having a seizure they shake, when someone is being shaken they are also shaking. OP is saying that the baby's not having seizures but someone is shaking them in instead and calling it a seizure. Explaining the joke takes all of the fun(ny) out of it.

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A SEIZURE IS WHEN YOU START SHAKING YOU STUPID BITCH! and the joke is that OP said it's not a seizure if you are shaking the baby.

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a lot of people think that shakeing Is the only kind of sezure. but there are tons of different kinds. I've never shook

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And by verbal filter, the OP thought it and spoke it out loud instead of keeping it to herself.

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