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By Fuck the coaches - 27/04/2016 02:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, at badminton practice we were doing our "tryouts" out of the players already on the team to see who got to play at provincials I played almost two hours straight and won all my games just for the coaches to say someone else got to play. They weren't even there. FML

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