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By HylianBadger - 19/03/2016 23:41 - United States
Today at a red light, I had to deal with a homeless man jerking off on the crosswalk right in front of my car. Even after the light turned green, he refused to move until he finished all over the hood. I was too afraid for my safety to get out and do something. Fml