Intimacy: Today, at 1:19am I was woken by my cat who brought me a mouse... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 10:10 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, at 1:19am I was woken by my cat who brought me a mouse to my bedroom. He hadn't yet killed it though so I got up to chuck them out. He decided to let go of the mouse which proceeded to run up my pyjama leg. The cat seeing this decided to chase it up there...I feel violated...FML

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