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By a small town Dr. - 14/03/2016 21:34 - United States - Port Barre

Today, as the only Doctor of my small town, I diagnosed my patient with syphilis. Fortunately, it's treatable. Unfortunately, the patient was my cheating whore of a mother. She says if I tell my dad, then she will sue me for breach of patient-Doctor confidentiality. FML

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