Miscellaneous: Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone...

By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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On the can

By Mortified - 31/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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bwup 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:32

Sounds like a.... ... ... ... Shitty situation

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:32

Wave and start a conversation. Gotta make the moment sufficiently awkward.

Comments

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:42

Just wait till he enters his stall and then kick it like you're in a police academy.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:44

Well I guess you could try to ask someone to close it for you.

hellnosucka 27

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:47

time for an awkward dance to the door. Though you should really really shut your door OP.

JAMESA12345 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:49

I would get off the toilet and slam the door I'm in.

tuffykat 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:55

dont you have legs to kick the stall door close with...even sitting your leg is longer then your arm..ydi!

gracehi 31

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:04

What if the stall door opens outward rather than inward? Consider that, Judgie McJudgepants?

KristaAaronn 25

Friday 30 May 2014 7:05

19 I would just like to say thank you for making my day by calling someone Judgie McJudgepants

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 30 May 2014 14:52

18, if they have jeans around their legs and ankles than it's really hard to straighten your legs, in which case your arms would be longer and a better option to use.