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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 05:47
Today as I was turning a corner on an icy street, I slid and hit a fire hydrant and fucked up the whole left side of my car. When I got home, my mom bitched at me the whole time, said I am a dumbass, and didn't even ask me if I was okay. FML.