By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20

Spicy
Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 934
You deserved it 444

Same thing different taste

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Got to watch out for those car jackers!

I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.

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I hope you got a photo. For the police.

AspieGirl88 7

Hey, at least you can get away with calling him a "wānker"! If he dares to complain, ask him for HIS definition of a person who jerks-off behind the wheel of a vehicle & causes a car accident. He won't have a leg to stand on...

AspieGirl88 7

PS- I hope you got his insurance details/license plate, as I'm sure you're owed money for the damage done to your vehicle. I'm quite confident that this guy isn't going to win much favour, once the court (or whoever) hear about his dirty antics whilst driving...

JudgeComrade 17
JudgeComrade 17

He sure seems to be having the best time of his though ?

PH4NX0M 16

I give this one three Giggities.