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By Anonymous - / Friday 7 August 2009 02:10 / United States
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Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your tits. Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".

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LUL I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME? KTHX. :D P.S WHILE YOU SOLVE EQUATIONS WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND AND WRITE NAMES WITH YOUR LEFT???

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Haha, that seems a little rude. But I do have to say, he's always screaming in his room and nobody seems to hear him. "I AM JUSTICE!!!!"-Light "Hmm, what was that?"-Sayu to Mom "Huh? I didn't hear anything."-Mom to Sayu Yeah, you didn't hear your son yelling at the top of his lungs upstairs.

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exactly, i definitely read this before. what is going on with the filtering? there seem to be lots of fml's that are VERY similar. almost word-for-word.

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oh and Mikami? DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! i dunno where he is when doing that, but shouldnt someone hear THAT!? oh Lighto.... Hey, OP mayeb your diary is a death note and your mom will die. ///. :D

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I admit, this may have been a copy of a previous FML, but to give the OP the benefit of the doubt, don't you think if one mother has done this, another mother would too?

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The sparkles of justice were over-dramatic little dots of saliva, actually...

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LOL! Nightlightpl0x you are awesome! xDD I love Death Note to death. xD You win. OP: I used to have a diary, but then I started hearing about how people read them with no regard towards your privacy. I don't keep a "diary" anymore, but I do write down my angry feelings when I'm in a bad mood on a random piece of notebook paper lying around. FYL for having a Mom who doesn't respect your privacy.

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That's why I don't have a diary. Honestly, the only privacy that is really guaranteed are the thoughts in your head.

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Next page, write "My friend in school says her mom reads her diary, im glad i have a respectful mother who doesnt do that" Guilt trip for your mom :)

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wow...lol? that's all u have to say? sheesh what people will write to be first or second nowadays, what is the world coming to???

Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your tits. Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".

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Mom's already reading her diary, she'll probably end up in counseling if she starts writing about killing her mother. FYL

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Lol that is pretty funny. or she could write about having a secret addiction to Bearenstein Bears and freak her mother out... although that may backfire :)

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Write both!! Ahaha. Idk, no one in my family knows where my diary is, so I'm all good. Plus I hid the key, but its one of those cheaply crappy elementary school universal locks that you can open by poking twice with a bobby pin. My privacy in on the line... Gonna replace it with a real padlock...

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thats what i thought. what is with everyone stealing other peoples fmls lately? I KNOW it can happen to more then one person, but chances are, when it does, the first thing they all think isn't to post it on fml. most just want to get an fml on here so they copy others. or is it just me that thinks that? heh.

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seriously hella people stole fmls from that 70's show! the one where jackie wrote in donnas diary is where the person copied this one.

write a long rambling opus about how you feel you are losing your mind, how you can't even tell the truth even when you think no one will read it...leave it someplace public.

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so if someone were to post an FML saying their new phone got stolen, would you say YDI for buying a new phone?!

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No, the person is partially right. The person might not be making a good decision by writing their innermost thoughts in something that's easy to find/read.

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lol no that's not what I'm saying. It only works for diaries..see she is concerned enough about her mom reading her diary that she thinks her life is fucked but did she not realize that when you have a diary and you DONT want people to know about the things you write IN there then why do you have one- im saying that there's always a chance of someone reading a diary..that's why I don't have one. Do you get it?

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Actually I'm cancelling my own theory out lol...cause it's like saying there's always a chance of a phone getting stolen so why get one? :/ but I mean it in a different way as in a diary is for keeping secrets/personal stuff in, so if it's your secrets/personal stuff why store it in a book that's so easy to find... It's like if phones were made to prevent stealing, and you were scared of having it stolen but it still got stolen yeah I'd say YDI then. I unno if you'll get what I'm saying :P

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I see where you're coming from, soherewegoagain, I really do. And that's something that I've often considered (I keep a diary and the idea of my mother reading it...well...horrifying doesn't even cover it). However, diaries aren't always for people with "fucked up lives" as you put it. More often than not, they're simply a way to just...write. They don't always have to be overdramatic. In fact, I started keeping one a few years ago because I knew that my future self would be interested

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She might have a mom who tears through her room while she's in school, because my mom was like that. I could hide NOTHING in my room, because she would go through every single thing in there to "clean" it. She would even search through my mattress and box springs. You'd be amazed what snooping moms can find in the 7+ hours you're at school (or out with your friends).

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Hey, maybe you want to remember how you felt one day, or the exact details of 'the greatest day of your life'

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