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By paintball_guy - 14/04/2016 23:16 - United States - Whittier

Today, as i entered school, the security guard told me that my shirt violated dress code and I could not enter with out changing. With no ride home, I had no choice but to take a two hour walk home to change, then walk all the way back to school. FML

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