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Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

By Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople - / Monday 11 August 2014 05:11 / United States - Houston
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  Yeshua_fml  |  18

With sugar plums dacing in his head.

By  people_annoy_me  |  23

Damn. Consider getting new neighbours.

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Sure, haven't you heard of the new store called Neighbors 'R' Us? You just walk in, fill out some paper work (absolving the store of any liability regarding the disposal of the old neighbors) and pay for a new set of neighbors..

By  Awesomeify  |  15

Time to switch neighborhoods.

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  jkmartinjk  |  16

In my town it doesn't matter what neighbourhood you live in, they are all potential grow-op territories. There are probably three where I live and it's certainly not a scummy area!

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  Tuffmuffin  |  10

The sun shines every morning.

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  gracehi  |  31

Are we really arguing about whether or not the sun is shining if it's behind a cloud? Perhaps our next topic of discussion should be if a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it.

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  JBChristian  |  45

Or if earth really is a square plate, and if the moon actually shines when it's not dark. If we absolutely had to, we could also debate if the plate really ran off with the spoon and the cow jumped over the moon.

By  gramirez23  |  9

Wake up mutha fuckaasssssss

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