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By knepmj - 04/03/2016 08:50 - United States

Today, as always, i went to my girlfriend's work. When i walked in, i saw my ex's dad was there. We said our awkward hello's and minded our own business. Not 3 minutes later my ex comes in and starts causing problems with my girlfriend, she has no way of knowing we're even together. Fml

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