Animals: Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in...

By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 18:52 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 16:00

Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By Sleepless in Juneau - 26/11/2018 19:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 06:00

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By So tired - 24/05/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By Help - 01/04/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, there are two cats in my basement that won't stop fighting. Loudly. I'm trying to sleep, if you don't mind. FML

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By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML

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your_ma 27

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:39

That is actually adorable. Or it would be if you weren't having your sleep disturbed..

fmlinact 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:39

Let's hope it doesn't end like Romeo and Juliet.

Comments

Dinoporeon 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:46

Cats are adorable creatures.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:47

That's nothing a little cup of antifreeze can't solve.

enddmd 27

Sunday 12 January 2014 0:08

#15 I feel that's just a tad over-the-top...

FimogenFeels 14

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:48

Reminds me of a meow mix commercial ... Fyl OP

perdix 29

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:53

Open the window and let them sort it out. Who knows? You might get done kittens out of the deal ;)

thefunmom 10

Sunday 12 January 2014 3:53

Yeah, let them breed so the cats can keep overrunning the shelters. :

Brianna_Ray 23

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:55

Well let's hope it doesnt end like Romeo and Juliet! But I know how annoying your situation is OP from personal experience. FYL for sure.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:55

Oh Romeow, Romeow, why art thou Romeow?

DracoSpirita 21

Sunday 12 January 2014 0:02

Romeow, Romeow, what the **** is this weird clear barrier separating us, Romeow?

Leewannabe 10

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:59

I'm sure you'll wake up incredibly sophisticated!!

Wizardo 33

Sunday 12 January 2014 0:15

Romeow Montague and Juliet Catulet: Two cardboard box houses, both alike in dignity...

catswithhats 13

Sunday 12 January 2014 0:21

Romeow and mewliette

Godsofdracos 15

Sunday 12 January 2014 0:29

Look on the bright side op, at least you know it's a cat that's actually making those noises!

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