Love: Today an older co-worker found out from another that I was single....

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By Martha Singleton - 10/06/2016 22:49 - United States - Taylors

Today an older co-worker found out from another that I was single. He asked, "Mind me asking how old you are?" "Thirty-two," I answered."And you're so pretty....what a waste." FML

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kikzermeizer 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:39

Well **** you, too

carrots084 15

Monday 13 June 2016 9:59

not related to this at all, but what part of sc you from? im from dalzell!

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kikzermeizer 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:39

Well **** you, too

carrots084 15

Monday 13 June 2016 9:59

not related to this at all, but what part of sc you from? im from dalzell!

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