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By Brie / Sunday 29 May 2011 18:22 / United States
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By  Cooking_Boy  |  0

Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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Looks like OP got themselves in a shitty situation.

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  bbucaro98  |  0

haha u shouldve slept with the fishes :)

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  TheNinjaCat  |  10

*fish. saying fishes is like saying sheeps and foots. -.-

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  Docbee  |  11

when in a shark cage, do what a shark would do?

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  PurpleRae420  |  0

Haha what a pussy I'd like to see how you react if a spider, mouse or a bee appared lol

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  Eggers  |  2

71- bees live in your pubes?

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  Eggers  |  2

73- what is it with you and pubes?

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  longchow  |  8

you can't be correcting others when you yourself are wrong. Fishes is fine. On another note, at least OP has the guts to go in there. I applaud your courage

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  A7X_LoVeee  |  10

62 - A mouse, bee, and a spider are a HELL of a lot different than a shark. Everything that you post is idiotic and I have yet to see ANY of your comments thumbed up.

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  epyk_pryncess  |  8

80- now this is just me, but I'm so terrified of bees I WOULD take a shark over a bee. :)

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  imacreeper  |  3

Come on OP, now think about it. You're this big (___________) and the shark is this big (_______________________________) is there really anything to be worried about?

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  dcam13  |  19

you shit yourself, not your cowardly bowels. you are the coward. you're not cool cause you phrase things weirdly or because "only your digestive system is cowardly". grow up. ydi.

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  Randuhh_17  |  4

62-because a mouse has rows of sharp, limb ripping, teeth, and could eat someone whole.....??? op don't feel bad, I'd probably do the same...and cry like a baby...you're not the only one...

By  Cooking_Boy  |  0

Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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  cocobulla1  |  4

lmao it's ok ur not first!! and lmao

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  fairygirl88  |  5

sharks don't have eyebrows. duh!

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  Iskaria  |  0

It probably got all stuck in his wet suit, so yea he'd still taste like shit. You need to think of these things. Additionally, am I the only one to love the wording of the FML :)?

By  PrickHead  |  0

same thing happened to me! lol jk, you pussy!

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