Health: Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2016 22:14

Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML

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Keep it up

By need2eat - 15/06/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By anonymous - 18/07/2013 13:53 - United States - Woburn

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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kickazz16 15

Friday 1 July 2011 11:58

ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!

TripOnShoelaces 0

Friday 1 July 2011 11:58

Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.

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hunterrrc 5

Friday 1 July 2011 12:05

tell them that she meant you look anorexic compared to her

SexyQueen0905 24

Friday 1 July 2011 14:44

Nice one

dreamering 16

Friday 1 July 2011 12:07

WTF. Who gives a shit. Drama Queen FML.

Tjack_attack 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:07

you've never seen tosh.0

ImaWiseGuy 5

Friday 1 July 2011 12:08

haha, at your intervention you shoulda been like, my sisters a lying bitch I didn't lose my weight thru anorexia, it was crystal meth...

lalalovebiancaa 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:10

punch her in the stomach to make her throw up & tell your parents she's bulimic. [=

ImaWiseGuy 5

Friday 1 July 2011 12:10

it's nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo, just so you know 12...

Tjack_attack 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:11

oh well they both sounded right

nlr 9

Friday 1 July 2011 12:13

slap her stomach and tell her it's her turn to lose weight.

im_bored_tired 12

Friday 1 July 2011 12:46

*pats sister's stomach* "what?"- sister "time for you to join in on my workouts"-OP

nlr 9

Friday 1 July 2011 13:52

or saw she's pregnant

Tess_fml 7

Friday 1 July 2011 12:16

wow, you people are idiotic.

Tjack_attack 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:20

what do you mean YOU PEOPLE

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