By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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Vashen 5

kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost

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Mirorbo 26

When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?

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fmylouis 0

I DO hope that you mean your EX-boyfriend by now!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#11 Agreed! OP, if you haven't already ditched this loser, then I recommend doing so immediately! Then get tested for STDs.

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mooshibear140 4

I agree with #11, dump his ass if you haven't already!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Heh, these "current or ex?" comments explain why OPs sometimes say things like "the father of my child." Then they get blasted for "sounding like a ****." Damned if you do...

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FFML_314 11

"I just ate a rabbits asshole and I'm not sure where to put my bong" She asked me to finish her sentence, right before I killed her.

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kingghidorah 10

20-though I am curious what bizarre chain of events occurred to make someone do this, at the risk of death I'm just gonna go along with you here. =)

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RedPillSucks 31

obviously, the rabbit asshole was to get rid of the taste of the bong smoke. Of course, I'm assuming she didn't have a typo and meant to type "rabid asshole". If that's the case.... never mind.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Was it foamy, hydrophobic, and photosensitive, RPS? ;)

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gohabs21 0

can I have this guys address so I can beat the shit out of him?

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hidingoutt7 0

tell him to keep it in his pants next time and to make sure of that u should kick him in the balls over and over

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Hikarishimizu 13

**** him up so bad he'll be in the hospital for years. He's ******* retarded, and to think he could get away with treating you like that? Despicable.

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CelloNerd 0

no, 18, the comment didn't show up properly. what I meant to say was

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rallets 22

candlejack is gonna take you away for not finishing your.....

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keilanclarke 0

lousy girlfriend...i hope you get hit by a truck for putting this on fml.

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Action_Bastard 0

Either this man has the biggest balls made of the most durable metal alloy ever discovered...or...well that's pretty much it. That's pretty fearless of him to make such a suggestion.

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perdix 29

Didn't he already help out enough with the baby? Sounds like a euphemistic way to ask for a threesome -- face it, he's been doing time-shifted threesomes for quite a while now.

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RedPillSucks 31

Exactly. Can't hurt a playah for asking..... Well, if you beat him to death, at least it wont hurt for long.

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