FML : Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him...

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Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By armywife980 / Tuesday 3 May 2011 05:01 /

Kids

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By smile1992 | 0

#2451863 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:53

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

By Facebiter | 2

#2451867 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:55

Are you positive that was your son?

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By smile1992 | 0

#2451863 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:53

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

TookaWooka666 | 0

#2451866 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:55

Hmm yes I think your son and this concept need some work lol.

doublebluff | 1

#2451937 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:21

The kid's got the right idea though - stranger danger is a myth, and the most likely to abuse a child is a family member or an acquaintance/friend...

Hayman68 | 4

#2452356 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:53

"we had gone the park full of people"? It should be "gone TO A park." That gets you an automatic YDI from me.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2452383 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:10

hahaha try being more specific next time! lol :)

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2452457 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:28

yeah 11 I was going to say that. 90% of sexually abused children know the molester.

nalia18 | 8

#2452641 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:11

90% of rapes start with a head touch
-touches head-
10% of rapes start with a shoulder touch
-touches shoulder-
theresa 100% chance im going to rape yuh :D

littlemissFYL | 5

#2455212 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:43

well, next time don't touch him.

kyasiamonay | 0

#2456756 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 10:55

lol dat boy need a a** whoopn #kids des days

Jonscarl | 0

#2489270 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 18:13

HA!

By Facebiter | 2

#2451867 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:55

Are you positive that was your son?

sweetcheeksjvl | 0

#2456278 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:36

hahaha that backfired

By mariazzz | 5

#2451870 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:55

awkward! lol

Predental | 5

#2452261 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:16

LOL！！！

seanders | 10

#2452297 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:33

Ah yes, the infamous Royal Blowjob

By GigaPudding_fml | 24

#2451872 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:56

Hahahaha, I'm imagining that "no stop, it's me! I want to go home with you now" wouldn't help xD

By ambowew | 7

#2451891 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:03

Wearing a Michael Jackson mask as you go to collect him might not have been such a good idea.
In bad taste? Disrespectful? I don't give a shit.

mariazzz | 5

#2451898 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:05

lol

iLazy | 0

#2451953 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:24

Make sure I don't find you for disrespecting him. I will bomb you subtly, something Osama never achieved.

Captain_Obvious2_fml | 6

#2452020 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:47

and now he will never be able to...

ambowew | 7

#2452033 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:51

There were many things Osama did that I disliked, but I have to admit he was the worlds best hide and go seek player.

dgr8ing | 0

#2452052 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:55

lol^^

iLazy | 0

#2452057 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:56

I think the government was defending him. Either that or Pakistan is so backward, they don't keep records of house occupants.

FMLsOhilarious | 6

#2452066 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:57

#6 That was kind of rude and disrespectful. Why would you say something like that?

ambowew | 7

#2452075 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:59

I'll agree there. That or the people who found him must have pwned at the Where's Wally books.

Facebiter | 2

#2452084 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:00

Relax, he's hilarious

LoveCali | 0

#2452091 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:01

LMFAO.!Hilarious Convo:)

ambowew | 7

#2452097 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:03

He? I don't know whether to be offended or flattered that someone thinks I have a pair of actual balls.
I'll settle for the latter, thanks.

iLazy | 0

#2452160 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:32

Well your balls have been replaced with cheese... I got no dairy jokes here.

ambowew | 7

#2452176 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:38

Indeed they have. Looks like I'll have to become flexible, I enjoy cheese.

thatonename | 7

#2452184 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:39

just wanted to say, as far as Pakistan government not knowing who lived in the house. think about Americas own illegal immigrant problem. we don't even know evveryone in our own country. just sayin...