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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:12 / United States
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By girlfriend did you really mean "Girl I like but doesn't see me in a romantic setting"? Otherwise, maybe your "girlfriend" was just looking for a nice romantic evening. Way to fuck that up, stud.

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I agree. He obviously didn't know her too well if he expected hot coffee and dessert to be more than, well, coffee and dessert. Unless she's a tease. That could be a possibility.

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The Hot Coffee minigame controversy concerns a normally inaccessible minigame in the 2004 video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, developed by Rockstar North. Public awareness of the existence of the minigame arrived with the release of the Hot Coffee mod, created for the version released in 2005 for Windows-based computers. This mod enables access to the minigame. The minigame portrays sexual intercourse between the main character and his in-game girlfriend. The name of the mod is derived from the girlfriend's offer for the main character to come into her home for "coffee"—a euphemism for sex. Although the "Hot Coffee" minigame was completely disabled and its existence was only highlighted after the mod's release for the PC version in June 9, 2005,[1] the assets for the minigame were also discovered in both the PlayStation 2 and Xbox versions of the game, and people found ways to enable the minigame via console video game hacking tools. By the middle of July 2005, the minigame's discovery attracted considerable controversy from lawmakers and politicians, prompting the game to be re-rated as an adult game, and pulled from some shelves. An updated version of San Andreas has since been released with the minigame removed completely, allowing the game to regain its original rating. A patch for the original version of the game, which disables the minigame and crashes the game if one attempts to access it, has also been released.[2] Contents [hide] * 1 Minigame overview and Hot Coffee mod * 2 Controversy * 3 Response o 3.1 Product re-rating o 3.2 Product withdrawal and recall o 3.3 Federal and legal action o 3.4 Civil class actions * 4 References * 5 External links [edit] Minigame overview and Hot Coffee mod This article's tone or style may not be appropriate for Wikipedia. Specific concerns may be found on the talk page. See Wikipedia's guide to writing better articl

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that's funny the use of the words "we actually had coffe and deserts" ah the new age where people think the word " hello" from girl means " hey baby let's go have hot sex"

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@157 your a bit late on that :p ydi for not hiding your dissappointment but I agree that it would sound like an enuindo. you should neverrrr tell a girl you "expected" her to put out. it's all about the body language :p

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there is a much bigger picture than having sex all the time for all the pervs on this site. when ur 87 ur not going to say "wow I had sex 20 times in one month and I got herpes I feel so proud of myself" no, ur gonna say "I'm such an idiot! I should of foucsed on something else and maybe I would look back and be happy but I'm not" just something to think about

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Let's try this again.... Nothing in the post communicated desperation—only honest desire and sincerity, perhaps even selflessly so. The longer I'm around this world, the more convinced I am that if every guy were honest, just about every girl would think them "perverts." I think we could all learn something by paying attention to this FML.

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OK every dumbass girl on this site calling this guy a perv needs to get one thing straight: guys always want sex. That being the case, when you invite your boyfriend over to your house after a date they're gonna start getting in that mindset and thinking they're about to get some. Now this OP obviously has no game to say he thought he was getting laid so bluntly but that doesn't make him a perv. Every guy would think the same thing in that situation, and if you don't then your gay or you don't like sex.

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"Guys always want sex". Oh how you'll wish you didn't perpetuate that stereotype when you are tired/stressed/sick and your gf wants to have sex. She'll be so offended when you say no because "guys always want sex".

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yet another great comment Astro :-) OP, if that's all you want just search Craigslist like that other FML'er... plenty of ladies waiting to get intimate for a coin... On the other hand, if you're looking for a lasting relationship here is a tip... don't rush the sex... Relationships based sex appeal don't last...

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#96 Wrong. It's really easy for women to date other women. We speak the same language, after all. EG "Don't you find it cold in here?" really means "Close the fucking window, it's January!"

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Thanks, astro, I just placed my order. Are you sure you're not working for them on commission? Telling people to not look it up is like telling them not to look up Tongue Fu ;)

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cakeeeee, If astro_plastic invited you up to her place for "hot coffee and dessert," "Dessert" would mean a ball gag, and the "hot coffee" would be poured in your crotch if you don't live up to her demanding expectations. Good thing when I was invited up that I had the wherewithal to bring a popsicle stick and an Ace bandage. Thanks to my McGyver-like ingenuity, I escaped with only minor blistering. Even so, I yearn for an encore!

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#96... most respectable guys I know aren't like that and instead date because they are genuinely interested in getting to know the person... Relationships should be about finding your best friend... not about finding some sex toy... I feel like a broken record by now but yes, women are for more than just sex and sammiches...

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Oh, Alcestis, I already returned it! I used it once and as I started weeping and apologizing, I realized its fatal flaw. They are not programmed with phrases like "Aw, that wasn't the ABSOLUTE worst I ever had," and "Please, stop crying." Maybe they'll get it right with RD3.

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115: 'EG "Don't you find it cold in here?" really means "Close the fucking window, it's January!"' Not necessarily. From my experience I've found that when a girl says something like that, you have to try and cross-check it with her current mood and a number of other factors to try and figure out what she's actually trying to say. So depending on a girl's mood, "Don't you find it cold in here?" can mean anything from "I want a cuddle" to "Please fetch me a top" to "You have to guess what I'm really trying to say, but if you guess wrong there will be hell to pay"

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Wouldn't it be simpler to close the window AND cuddle? If you don't do anything wrong nothing can go wrong? Has anyone ever actually tried asking their girlfriend what she wants before jumping to the conclusion that women speak in riddles? Also, body language. If your girlfriend is sitting curled up with her arms crossed chances are she might be cold.

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I have to agree. Women (not all) speak in riddles. "It's cold in here" is NOT direct. A guy would say something like, "It's cold, can you turn on the heater or close the window please?" A girl saying "It's cold in here" could mean. "I want to cuddle" "I like it cold" "Close the damn window" "I want some socks" "It's cold. What's for dinner?" A smart and open guy would just ask what she meant or make assumptions. But if you've been around a lot of women you know THAT could be a mistake, too. "If you really KNOW me you should know what I mean" "Why the hell did you shut the window!? I told you it was cold." Again not ALL women are like this... but a large % is. Strange creatures, females ;P

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DGross wins for either: A) believing what he says, which makes him a gentleman OR B) knowing what to say to get the FML Ladies' panties droppin' Oh, and for flexing while scratching his itchy armpit. You may want to switch your antiperspirant if you have sensitive skin.

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I gotta agree with most of the posts here, Its Def ydi. Now as for the reason, you should have known she meant SOMETHING else.Im so sick and tired of women saying one thing and meaning another, just spit it out ya dumb cunts. If you want a jacket, ask.Dont pussy foot around and then get pissed at us because we didnt get what you were trying to say,we arent mind readers. And as for being a gentleman, I was raised a southern gentleman, pull out chairs say sir and maam respect women and all that jazz, but Ive come to learn that most women dont respect men, they just use them for selfish needs or wants and then discard them like trash. They know they have the power in most relationships so they hold it over our heads and play mind games and try and make us jump through hoops. As far as I am concerned women are the devil, plain and simple.

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OP said girlfriend, not a random date. Heaven forbid the guy think his girl is suggesting they have sex by her saying "let's go back to my place for dessert." Sounds pretty reasonable. Though the guy actually saying he expected sex and turning down her nice gesture of coffee and desert was a total douche bag move.

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