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By awhmaaan / Monday 27 February 2012 15:55 / United Kingdom
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By  Weezay  |  5

Lmfao!

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By  Weezay  |  5

Lmfao!

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  logan1819  |  4

I see what you did there

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  Chaith  |  15

I've become pretty immune to FML's after reading so many since the website came out, but yeah, this one is a 'LMFAO' worthy one. Insta-favourite, haha.

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  kkillaj  |  5

43 why do u wana know? O_O

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  _Oblivion_  |  12

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "rip you a new asshole"

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Maybe he has constipation. Jerk.

By  may651  |  14

Ummmm ewww that sucks.

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  crymore007  |  11

yeah that's probably the most disgusting thing I've read in a while. fuck your life op

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  sougstad  |  7

Babies also suck, they're mothers ninnies of course!

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  Jaxx66  |  21

You know what doesn't suck? Not being able to feel your asshole. That must be pretty damn nice after what happened. You don't want to feel it after that much constipation!

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  Jaxx66  |  21

Not really horrible. I have an impacted bowl. OP consider yourself lucky that you can't feel it. For a whole day every 10 days I can't even sit.... I wish I went numb!

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  DrMime  |  10

Actually 'shitty situations' is the brother of Jack shit, who then later married Noe shit and had six kids: Hollie shit, bull shit, Fulla shit, Giva shit and the two twins, deep shit and dip shit. Dip shit then married Dumb shit (a highschool drop out) and had a daughter 'Whatthe shit', who then married Mr.Sherlock Holmes. Giving birth to their firstborn 'Noshit Sherlock'. Later, Fulla shit and Giva shit married the Happens brothers, it was a double wedding. (AKA, the shit happens wedding).

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  dominic1221  |  6

heard that one before 52, olllddd joke. Be original next time, geeze.

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  bfsd42  |  20

52 would have been funny if he used real first names. Since he didn't, it was just a bad attempt at being funny.

By  cheerbabe3254  |  4

Well that sucks!!!'

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  DrMime  |  10

Anal sex can actually help relieve constipation! The thrusting upward can loosen everything up via a process I like to call 'Anal smoothie blending'. Be careful though, they're not strawberry flavored!

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@38: Because we all needed to know that. Couldn't have gone another minute unaware that anal sex can relieve constipation, that's for sure... On the bright side, you just motivated me to start all this work due tomorrow that I keep putting off, just to get that image out of my head. :D

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