Intimacy: Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally...

By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Single shot

By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:23

I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

shakey23 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:19

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

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MrBond007_fml 6

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:43

I would have been so turned on... but this is fake girls don't fart... hah bullshit detector works!!!

Cenobyte 10

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:45

lmao Why did you fart on his leg? The last time my bf farted on me, I did more than just make a noise. Now he is very careful to point his arse in a different direction. ;)

yazmi_09 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:50

lmao win!

SpaceMannn 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:54

Well did you get it off?..

Cenobyte 10

Wednesday 23 February 2011 9:19

No, but his farts are like toxic gas. Need bleach and a wire brush to get that shit off. :P

TardxxxCake 4

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:57

FYL OP. I feel bad for you since your husband hasn't grown the **** up yet. Like really...

dezinspaaace 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 9:10

now, how old is ur husband op? :/

I_R_Genius 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 9:19

Everyone needs to quit saying that OP's husband needs to grow up or how old is he? Seriously, he was just messing around with OP as a joke. If you can't get a sense of humor, then you shouldn't come onto the site. SMFH..