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By haku4u - 21/02/2016 20:52 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today, after several days of suffering from a severe headache and coughing fits, I decided to gocto a walk-in clinic. The attractive nurse took a swab to test for strep. Turns out that I have a really bad gag-reflex and I threw up all over her which cause her vomit everywhere. FML.

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