Miscellaneous: Today, after seven years of trying, I finally secured a spot...

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By carmbees - 03/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, after seven years of trying, I finally secured a spot in a prestigious dance competition. That is, if I could be there ready to compete within the next five minutes. I wasn't even in the same city. FML

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