This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, but wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, after months of waking up covered in hives looking for bugs, the pest control confirmed that we have bed bugs. I was the only one with bites and everyone thought it was my combo of allergies, anxiety, and OCD. Turns out bed bugs will favor one host and even follow them into other rooms. Fml.