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By yourmainman - / Monday 28 January 2013 05:03 / Canada
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You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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I would hate to see what OP would have to lick up if his idiot girlfriend tried to cover herself in chocolate. Urgh.

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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Dumb is never "fun." Dumb is dumb. But I say OP should get some serious bonus points for licking off shaving cream.... Honestly, I'm surprised it didn't make him really ill...

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The only time dumb is fun is when you have no relation to the fools ans can laugh at them. Though, that doesn't mean you can always laugh at stupidity...sometimes it just leaves your hand on your head as you slowly motion 'no'....

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I don't think he really qualifies for "caring boyfriend" as much as I consider him... strange. If there's shaving cream on her, then it should take at most 1-2 licks to be able to inform her of it. If they are in a relationship, then I don't see the problem in saying "honey, that's shaving cream and it tastes horrible. How about we hop in the shower and clean you up nice and slow?"

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In his defense , if had said anything other than going along with it, she could have flipped out on him and just gone into a bitch-fit. It was the first attempt at intimacy in months, and this is fml, shit like that happens.

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Okay, who uses shaving cream in bed to make things "slip and slide?" No one I know. I would NOT want shaving cream all up in my vagina. No sir.

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156, while I admit that is a possibility, it seems more likely that she falls into the group of people who mistake non-food-items for food items based on the name. I've heard of more than one person who decided to spread petroleum jelly on toast due to the word 'jelly'. In the case of shaving/whipped cream: they look the same, they have similar names, so she probably just figured it would be edible. I can't decide whether it's gullibility, naivete, or just plain old stupidity.

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it is pretty annoying how when people fail at sarcasm, they assume that all of us are just unable to see the sarcasm and didnt like their "hilarious" comment and feel the need to tell us. people just need to accept that sometimes, they make really shitty jokes. everyone does it.

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104, damn you for beating me to the punch. I can not imagine eating shaving cream for any reason. OP is as big an idiot as the girlfriend.

By  oj101

Gah. I don't even use shaving cream to shave myself, since you have that super strong taste even if a tiny bit slips into your mouth, that weird smell that lasts days, and rubbery skin.

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I have no clue what type you're buying, but that sounds dreadful. I never get that problem though. Don't get the cheap stuff!

i KIND OF ALMOST understand your reasoning, if A) you weren't there for the shaving-cream-decision-process and B) you're really trying to avoid hurting your gf's feelings. and if that IS the situation, you need to examine your gf's self-esteem, and your own, 'cause DUDE WHY WOULD YOU INGEST A SUBSTANCE THAT STATES "FO NOT INGEST" ON THE BOTTLE? srsly, just stop after the first lick! o_O

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Why didn't you intend the pun? It's a great one! I'd even let you borrow my sunglasses so you could make it!

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