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By Anonymous / Friday 28 June 2013 03:57 / United States
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  Futacy  |  29

[Insert poorly written, overly-defensive statement personally attacking #9 based off of profile picture.]

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  Pesticides  |  19

[insert witty comment about not staying on topic]

By  Sylvasa  |  15

if that doesn't work, have them check in the hospital if your intestins tied a knot in themselves; can be dangerous.

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They can't actually tie themselves in a knot, but there is something called 'twisted bowel syndrome' where your intestines get wrapped around each other and it causes blockage. My neighbors dog died from it.

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  Queensland  |  27

Yep. But us women get them monthly. :(

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

Quit complaining 8! Everyone knows that women get monthly cramps! I'm just thinking how they haven't realised they've not been regular for the past few months? Surely that wouldn't go a miss???

By  k_lylepad  |  19

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By  hordriss  |  14

Really mean of your mother to laugh at you though. Having suffered many different issues with my digestive system I sympathise as they are all fucking painful.

By  badgirl00069  |  19

should watch what ur ingesting from now on could have something to do with it my bf had the same issue but cause of the food he ate gave him a gas bubble in his intestines

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  Wizardo  |  33

Now you have me curious to how you actually do speak with your patients, I bet they get dehydrated from all the tears they shed and you charge extra for the saline drip they need to hydrate again... evil yet genius.

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  KiddoKS  |  19

Product idea... Crap calendars. They will come with several brownish colored pencils so you can draw a pic to track color and consistency also. No really, I'm gonna be a millionaire!

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