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By Anon / Thursday 5 January 2012 02:21 / United States
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By  PeteyPablo12308  |  20

Go buy a vibrator... It'll probably be more satisfying anyways.

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By  LG_31  |  5

Atheism is a religion?

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Who are these FML team guys?

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  anongrl  |  2

Atheism isn't a religion. It's the rejection of belief in deities. But I guess you can say its a religion against religions...

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  babyfireball77  |  14

This sucks op, but your boyfriend can still believe in no sex until marriage even if he is an atheist. He just has strong morals and wants to be a good person, doesnt mean you have to believe in God!

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  Serythvalker  |  7

My sisters friend once asked if I went to athiest church; I guess it must be!

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  Keyman1212  |  14

37- It just HAS to be a religion seeing as your sister's friend said it!! What else has she said recently, so I can adjust my life in accordance with what the great sister friend prophet has to say??

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  anongrl  |  2

38- I just seen that quote on asktheatheists.com. Even they say it's not a religion.

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  9R1NC3S5  |  0

It's a belief that "god" had ZERO to do with why we are here. And that there is no god. Antagonism like myself is that I'll believe in a "god" when I have physical proof.

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  lajaynay  |  15

Aye dios mio. I literally face palmed at #2's comment. Sorry for the rejection OP, but shit happens. He could just be scared to go to that level? Bide your time.

By  PeteyPablo12308  |  20

Go buy a vibrator... It'll probably be more satisfying anyways.

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Lol that sucks OP. you must be really unattractive .. Ahaha he just doesn't wanna get up on all ..... that

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True, true. & it wouldn't go against his religion, now would it? Possibly a reason he is atheist?

By  superrobrob  |  0

Couldn't help but laughing.

By  Fancyy  |  0

Youu had to ask him to 'take things to the next level?' thats crazy that he didnt wanna do that sooner.

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But if she's ready for the sex, she probably wouldn't kind if he wanted to. Hence, the FML.

By  Thatoneguy911  |  2

Just because his family are atheists doesn't mean he has to be

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  Shrike  |  22

I dunno about you, but when I date someone, I make sure I know all the big details about them first. You really think she doesn't know his religious beliefs or lack of them, or are you just agreeing with "I lack reading comprehension and an ability to admit my mistakes" #9 just for the hell of it?

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I see 3 ways of reading t comment: thirsty-ass guy (a guy who's really thirsty) Thirsty ass-guy (a guy who is made of butts and is thirsty) Or thirsty ass guy (a guy who appreciates asses and is, metaphorically, thirsty for them )

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