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By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 September 2012 00:37 / United States
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Are you fur real? That pun was bearly pawsible. I really hope you're kitten. No puns intended.

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1- That's no pun. A pun is a play on words. All you've accomplished is scream a euphamism for vagina. The pressure of being first must've gotten to you. Either way, it's no excuse. You will recieve no pity, nor mercy.

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46 - This isn't a coliseum, it's a comment section on a humor website. No need to get quite so ruthless.

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The dark is a scary scary thing, what if some thing just grabs you randomly?! I'd rather be safe than sorry.

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51- "would be garner more upturned thumbs" really? Try "*would have garnered* more upturned thumbs" or for the serfs, "would have gotten you more thumbs up." I hate to grammar nazi, but you butchered the English language.

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I've tried holding it but I don't get anymore sleep after that. Eventually I give up and just go.

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Everyone has their own ritual. I check under my bed and inside my closet before I sleep. I even sleep with a night light. No shame there OP(:

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Has anyone else noticed that the FML comments section is the most supportive, honest, and just on the Internet? Every FML either spawns a hilarious support group or a hilarious firing squad.

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Animals in general are very intune with spirits. I have actually been held down by spirits. They come around when I'm VERY depressed or VERY angry. At first I thought I was messed up in the head,then my family seen them. So we got rid of objects we were not shure of then moved. Things have been good sofar. Good luck op if things are not well now.

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Watch doctor who, the library episode with the 10th doctor. That's what's REALLY in the dark. Then just get a sonic screwdriver and lots of chicken.

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I say if killing people keep you at ease its alright, just try to kill the people that deserve it, like muggers and rapists

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If I was afraid I would use a LED maglight with the strobe feature. strobe is just in case someone breaks in during bathroom time.

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Wouldn't help. Don't you watch horror movies? When the ghosts finally decide to show themselves the lights will just go out anyway.

So..instead of your cat waking YOU up in the middle of the night to take a piss, you disturbs it while its adorably slumbers because you cant walk down a hallway alone..congratulations.

Get nightlights and put them in hall outlets :] Your not alone, I turn every light on before entering a room x)

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