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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

By Jon - / Sunday 7 June 2009 06:47 / United States
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By  LchTessMnstr  |  3

Haha. That sux. although, I guess that's what happens when you assume...cuz i mean, unless she was in the shower/bathroom with you (O_O), or you were making noise (?) then I think she wouldn't have any idea about what you were doing...

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  ahti546  |  11

what the hell made you think she was talking about you jacking off? Unless you have a see through shower I'd figure she was referring to the texting..

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