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That's awesome! You should have let him think he lost his virginity! I have two girls and I hope that I can convince them that even holding hands will get you pregnant...then they will never come close to a guy!

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Making out is kissing (each other's lips), and maybe "heavy petting" or "groping." Oral sex is using your mouth on another person's genitals, which usually aren't located on the face.

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here's one; today i was on fml and a bunch of teenie boppers were all excited because they believe that because they touch a penis/vaina or kissed someone under the bleechers at school that they're not virgins anymore.... ftl

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J33 are you stupid or what? Wait oh I understand. You must be like 12 or somewhere around there. Don't worry you will grow up someday and maybe then you will get it.

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Lol I love how bored just completely pulled something out of his ass. nobody ever said touching/kissing = losing your virginity, now, I think you need to go lose yours and chill out, or grow up a bit, either one.

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35 / J33bus. So many years ago I became blood brothers with my best friend. So according to your screwed logic I guess we had sex. Oh wait here's another one. when I was a baby my Mom was changing me and as all little babies do I peed with my diaper off. Mom said my aim was perfect and yep you guessed it right in her mouth. are you saying I had sex with my mom when I was an infant you suck bastard. There is no definition anywhere that says sex is the trasfer of body fluids. You are so very immature.

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I have no interest in talking shit, but the other people are right. sex is actually defined as a penis entering a vagina. even "oral sex" isn't really sex. it's just a blow job

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Is it just me, or does it seem like everybody on FML is a pre/post pubescent teenager? including everyone who argued about #5's point. I think it's time to delete this app from my iPhone, cause all these children r annoying arguing and namecalling over bull$#!+.

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Not everyone on here is a stupid only-just teenager. Some are actually older than that and some aren't stupid. But there are a lot, and they are kinda annoying, it's easiest just to ignore them.

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j33 don't bother defending something when you clearly don't know shit and are trying to sound smart. and andruha, your just as dumb as who ever tried making a point in this argument. fuckin idiots gave me a headache reading this thread. jus sayin

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Why do you guys care so much about how another person defines "sex?" Seriously, everyone has their own opinions. Some people may consider making out a very sexual act and count it as oral sex. Even if your opinions different, why do you care.

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95, that actually depends on the person. i personally didn't think losing my "oral sex virginity" was even a fraction as important as losing my actual virginity. so, you can't just say that oral sex is just as much sex. because, first off, it technically isn't. and second off, beliefs on that subject depend on the person.

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Uhh, no... Sexual Encounters, such as Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Foreplay... All involve, well, SEX ORGANS! Sex organs would be the Penis and the Vagina. Moron.

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Most of these comments make me ashamed to be a teenager. At least learn how to properly form a complete idea before you try to force your opinions upon others. -I'd also like to add my mom once told me kissing is a form of sex, or something along those lines. It was creepy as well as stupid so I tried to tune her out o_o. I'm pretty sure it's just a fucked up way of trying to keep your children safe.

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lol I love how 42 is an idiot. if you read before you post, you will see that a kid said, "making out is sex. so yeah." in other words he said, "touching and kissing is sex. so yeah." I didn't make stuff up, and I'm not a kid. so yeah.

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why are people auch jackasses? fuck, i say one little thing and now im 12, a virgin, and gay. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME? y

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lmfao jesus christ you're a fucking moron! like seriously were you hit in the head too many times as a kid? fyi, these things called CONDOMS get worn. that's probably a big new word for you since you just found out what sex was by everyone correcting you. anyways CONDOMS get worn, so there is no fluid. sex ISN'T the exchange of fluids. everyone who backwashes would probably be taking a lot of people's virginity. if you were trying to be funny, EPIC FAILURE. if you were serious, then get off this website and delete your account because you're way to young to be having one.

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I love how everybody is fucking fearless when no ones looking. do I need to clear this up? because literally, you guys are seriously not embarrassing others, but your own self. sex: oral (genitals to mouth) anal( penis to anus) vaginal(penis to vagina). now I know I said a lot of big words for most of you putrid morons, but your going to need to know them. Has NOTHING with exchanging fucking fluids. WTF? kissing, is some type or form of foreplay. okay? case closed. now everyone shut up and get back to spending the rest of your lives hating on people you don't know like pathetic losers. k? great! bye. (:

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foreplay:(in case some of you idiots need help) is acting and teasing in a sexual way, but not actual sex. so no, kissing is not oral. because that's mouth to genitals. SOMEONE needs to do sex Ed again.

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making out is no where near having sex...I feel sorry for how uninformed you are about sex, real life sexual experiences is gonna be a slap in the face. I understand you must be young but the fact that you think kissing is oral sex makes me think your patents lied to you.

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the world would be a much better place if we just let the retards like you die off. the worst part is you don't even know you're stupid. /facepalm

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Most likely someone already said this but it can't be considered sex by anyone unless sexual contact is made, which requires anyone's body part touching the genital area of someone else, so unless you're making out with someone on their crotch, it's not oral sex.

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sexual intercourse- sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating into orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, #99? Definition isn't an opinion. I can't just say that "and" means the same thing as dinosaur in plain english because the definition of the word "and" is a word "used to connect words of the same part of speech, clauses, or sentences that are to be taken jointly." and the definition of the word "dinosaur" is "a fossil reptile of the Mesozoic era, often reaching an enormous size."

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Don't worry with urban dictionary. I vote on the motion that everyone simply reads the definition of "sex" in Webster's dictionary. Maybe that will actually solve these crazy arguments.

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Tbf if the OP's bf thinks that making out is losing his virginity then they're probably not old enough to actually be having sex. Certainly not mature enough anyway. Though, OP, are you sure he wasn't joking?

I'm gonna assume that he believes any kind of intercourse means that you lose you're virginity. the definition of virginity is too loose. I'm sure he knows the difference between sex and intercourse

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I'm guessing it's a matter of sexual purity rather than virginity. Virginity in the common vernacular is objective; once you have sexual intercourse (penile/vaginal for heterosexuals, anal for gay men and oral for lesbians) you're no longer a virgin. Purity and abstinance are subjective; for some, kissing alone breaks ones purity, while for others, the limits are much looser. At least, I hope that's what the bf means O.o

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Ok, virginity is NOT loosely defined, it is for men: the penis penetrating through vaginal or anal sex, and for women: the hymen being broken through penetration (which can actually happen through oral sex or finger play). Interpretation depends on the person, etc etc, but that's the MEDICAL definition.

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IF YOU HAD SEX, you aren't a virgin. Stop making it complicated. The other day I read something retarded about women trying anal to preserve their "virginity" for someone. Ear sex doesn't count. That's just stupid.

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